Thursday, September 30, 2010

Kansas City

Dispatch: "Unit 1, can you give us a test count, one to ten, then back to one?"
Unit 1: [slowly counts]
Dispatch: "Loud and clear, thank you."
Unit 2: "I bet he had to use all ten fingers for that one."
Unit 1: "Dispatch was lucky I was at a stop sign."

submitted by Mike Frizzell
overheard in Lenexa, Kansas, approx 10 miles south of Kansas City