Kansas City

Dispatch: "Calling Unit 1, what's your status?"
Officer: "I'm doing fantastic. Just saw a shooting star and made a wish."

submitted by Mike Frizzell

Atlanta

"It's going to be a call regarding a suspicious helicopter that hasn't moved in 20 minutes."


submitted by Sheila
overheard in Sandy Springs, an Atlanta suburb

Dallas

Officer 1: "There's a rather tall cowboy with his clothes burned off."
Officer 2: "We got Big Tex on fire."

submitted by Matt Goodman

Atlanta

"Caller says her boyfriend left the house drunk...and he TOOK THE CAT!"


submitted by Sheila
overheard in Sandy Springs, an Atlanta suburb

Atlanta

Dispatch: "Be advised that there is a big white goose that won't move out of the road."
Officer: "Big white goose. Check."


submitted by Sheila
overheard in Sandy Springs, an Atlanta suburb

Atlanta

Dispatch: "Caller advises that she was just is car accident and is 18 months pregnant and wants to be checked out by EMS"
Officer: "I am hoping you meant 8 months..."

submitted by Sheila
overheard in Sandy Springs, an Atlanta suburb

Tulsa

Dispatch: "Respond to a man in his underwear armed with a ham."
Officer: "What did you say he was armed with?"
Dispatch: "A ham...as in honey cured."

submitted by Cameron

Marble Falls

Dispatch: "Mr. Smith just called in and said he heard somebody rattling the screen door trying to get in the house."
Officer: "10-4, I'll go check it out."
Dispatch: "Are you familiar with Mr. Smith?"
Officer: "No ma'am."
Dispatch: "He's very hard of hearing. Usually has a loaded weapon."

submitted by Alex

Durham

Officer 1: "Subject is blocking traffic trying to help an injured dog in the road"
Officer 2: "Why doesn't he just move it out of the road?"
Officer 1: "Too easy...too easy."

submitted by colin

Atlanta

Dispatch: "Caller advises that their is a Big White Goose that won't move out of the road."
Officer: "Big White Goose, check"

submitted by Shelia
overheard in Sandy Springs, an Atlanta suburb

Lubbock

"You know, we should give that cone a medal of honor."

submitted by Walt

Atlanta

Dispatch: "Caller advises that she was just is car accident and is 18 months pregnant and wants to be checked out by EMS"
Officer: "I am hoping you meant 8 months"

submitted by Sheila
overheard in Sandy Springs, an Atlanta suburb