Tuesday, April 14, 2015


"Caller called back. She thought she witnessed people fighting, but they are from the karate school practicing outside."

--submitted by Beth

Monday, April 13, 2015


"Caller said he need someone to calm everyone down. He can't because he has one leg."

--submitted by Beth

Friday, February 20, 2015


"Can we call it a short bus?  Because it is a short bus."

submitted by Bill

Wednesday, November 6, 2013


"She says her neighbors do this every morning, they're now causing a loud disturbance and blocking her driveway, generally harassing people."

Friday, November 1, 2013


"We picked one person up off the floor. We're back in service."

Wednesday, October 30, 2013


"He says construction work started too early and is...disturbing him."

Tuesday, October 29, 2013


Engine 7: "Dispatch can you call me a wrecker?
Dispatch: "Okay Engine 7, you are now a wrecker, Wrecker 7, you copy?"

submitted by John

Wednesday, October 23, 2013


"He stole rolls of carpet from another truck, I'm trying to catch up, he's getting away."

Sunday, October 20, 2013


"His neighbor is setting things on fire. This is an ongoing problem."

Saturday, October 19, 2013

Sunday, October 13, 2013


"There's not going to be a fire at this location. Just a bad cook."

Tuesday, October 8, 2013


"His neighbors are playing loud music. He says he asked them to stop and they told him to call the police."